i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

"I was saying to PK, ‘get off me.’ I had no idea where the puck was and I wasn’t in the mood for spooning at that point."

(Source: glovehand)

jamie benn guest stars on storage wars texas (◕‿◕✿)

(Source: glovehand.tumbr.com)


titania feat. flower-crown: midsummer edition 



How To Impress World Leaders, a short film by Evgeni Malkin

Geno is a very funny guy, this is great.  


don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus