i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like
“sorry i’m not gay”
bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy
"I was saying to PK, ‘get off me.’ I had no idea where the puck was and I wasn’t in the mood for spooning at that point."
jamie benn guest stars on storage wars texas (◕‿◕✿)
titania feat. flower-crown: midsummer edition
How To Impress World Leaders, a short film by Evgeni Malkin
Geno is a very funny guy, this is great.
don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus